As you read this post, NordVPN satellites are orbiting the earth, providing unrivaled speed and security to all our users.
With the click of a button, you can switch your browsing location to halfway between the International Space Station and that oddly shaped asteroid the government doesn’t want you to know about.
Your ping rate may increase slightly during meteorite showers, but if problems persist, you can always contact our 24-hour customer support (now available in Klingon and Aurebesh).
Far from it — this is just the beginning of NordVPN’s galactic ambitions.
By April 1, 2030, we plan to offer multiple 10Gbps servers servers across Mars. We could bring that date forward, too, if Elon would just return our calls.
Until then, online and off-world, let NordVPN keep your data safe.